Things are currently d-reemy in the TOWIE camp as Joey Essex has got down on one knee â€" no mean feat considering how tight his trousers are â€" and proposed to Sam Faiers.
The normally-shouty pair got engaged on the last series of TOWIE in Dubai â€" Marbs was all booked up.
But of course one party isn’t enough and the ENTIRE Essex population was invited to the fake-tan stenched bash to ‘ave anuva partee at the Woolston Manor Country Club in Chiggers (Chigwell).
They even got a huge cake made for them, complete with frightening figurines of themselves on top.
Don’t worry, they didn’t get beheaded. People in TOWIE don’t actually eat.
Prince Joey of Essex gave another one of his insightful, Obama-esque speeches with their agent writing on Twitter: “Doing his speech #YesAnotherOne @JoeyEssex_ with @SamanthaFaiers."
Meanwhile, someone who definitely wasn’t going anywhere near the cake was his sister Frankie.
The groom's elder sis wore the shortest crop top in the history of Lycra and showed off her creosote-painted stomach, looking a little wobbly in her bendy heels.
Danni Park-Dempsey bought her own inflatable balloons in the form of her massive cleavage wearing a low-cut dress, while everyone else was generally well-behaved in the fashion department.
Boutique owner Sam wrote: “So excited !! Venue looks amazing :-) flowers, cake, food, photo booth , balloons , champs .. Ahhhh!!!â€
While Joey wrote: “Can't believe it's my birthday today !! Well you know... I mean engagement party... Haha feels like my birthday though."
Joey’s time-keeping isn’t great â€" especially having not quite got to grips with telling the time. It’s VERY tricky.
He was recently stuck in Dubai after missing a flight by two hours â€" his fourth time out there in seven months.
He wrote on Twitter: "Missed my flight home ! So annoying... Thought it was 10am but our flight took off at 8am !!! Can't believe it !! :;((((.â€
The numerous emoticons expressed exactly how upset he was.
And pleaded: "Come back to hotel. Then thought we would try again! So went to airport. They said no... So now back at hotel... OMG what do I do....
"ATTENTION' if anyone seriously has got a plane, boat or helicopter out here and can take me back to England.. I will love u 4ever#please.â€
He eventually managed to get a TOW from someone.
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