Russell Brand tells the Kardashian sisters he's "vulnerable to concept of KKK threesome"

Russell Brand tells the Kardashian sisters he's "vulnerable to concept of KKK threesome"

He’s poetic and whimsical with a fascination for sex - so we aren’t surprised Russell Brand immediately turned his chat with the Kardashian sisters into utter filth.

Russell was a guest on the Kardashian takeover of the Chelsea Lately show â€" which is basically a more naked version of Graham Norton.

And obviously feeling a little flushed by Khloe, Kim and Kourtney hosting the interview, the comedian was showing off and turned things sexual.

He joked: “I’m vulnerable to the concept of a KKK threesome.”

Khloe immediately turned to look at her pregnant sister Kim before exclaiming: “Well, I heard pregnant p***y is the best p***y.”

We would have found her comments a bit shocking if it wasn’ t for THAT jaw-dropping stomach-turning episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami.

You know, when they had a vagina smell-off competition?

We bet they bloody loved the attention

Russell continued: "I think pregnant women are radiant and beautiful and the idea of lactation is an interesting one.”

Before adding that nothing they could ever discuss would be more interesting than a, "limitless, foaming river of milk and orgasm."

Which sounds messy, wrong and fun all at the same time.

Russell is arguably as famous for his female conquests as his portfolio of acting work but only recently spoke openly about his failed marriage with stunning singer Katy Perry.

He made light of the situation (well, we think he was joking, he could have been crying inside) saying: "Let me tell you a thing about marriage: Marriage is a bond that can last up to 14 months.

"This is a sacred 14-month arrangement. Begins on an elephant. Ends in a newspaper."

Speaking on XFM radio show while raising money for the Teenage Cancer Trust he added: "I tried my hardest. How come you know exactly how long my marriage was? Was you timing it?"

The Forgetting Sarah Marshall star has bragged about bedding celebs from Kate Moss to Geri Halliwell and, er, Imogen Thomas.

And if you would like an update list of just exactly which showbiz types have canoodled with the long-haired gothy and gangly man - look no further than here.

Russell shared his six-point plan for success with the ladies in an old interview. It's really quite something.

Uncle Russell Brand says...

1.  Offer An Alternative: Seduction is al l about offering an alternative. All of us are trying to escape from tedium. Women want adventure -that's my No.1 assumption.

If you read poetry, see paintings and listen to music, they reinforce ideas of romance, adventure and intrigue. If you can appear to be these things, then since the dawn of time there's been a global marketing campaign supporting what you're saying.

2.  Know Your Brand Identity: Be in tune with your USP (unique selling point). For me, the idea of a gauche philandering adventurer works quite well. I have the hair of a gauche philandering adventurer, the patter of a gauche philandering adventurer and offer gauche philandering adventures. The brand is consistent.

3.  Avoid Singles Bars And Clubs: Places where your attendance is an admission of failure as a human being cannot be good. It's better to strike in the street, or at the bus stop, or perhaps near a hedge .

4.  Never Be Too Blunt: To go up to a girl and say, "Would you like an orgasm?" is the Hiroshima of seduction. What you need, first of all, is - at most - a Falklands.

5.  Be Post-modern: In this post- modern era everyone knows what's going on, so say things like, "I'd like to chat you up. I'm chatting you up now. Are you enjoying this chatting-up?" Reference the process.

6.  Confidence Trick: Know what you are and what you want. See the beauty in other people. It is alluring for women that their beauty is appreciated - but don't be afraid of their beauty. We're all just lumps of nature, wandering around, waiting to die...

Oh, and our Picture Editor, Louise, got him a salad once when they were on a shoot together. She fetched a delicious lunch that he refused to eat ‘cos of a bit of couscous'. True story.

Nobody could blame Russell for finding the glamorous family attractive and he would no doubt take, er, pleasure from this gallery of Kim's sexiest pictures.

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