You can always rely on a posh ski resort, some bubbles and a hot tub for a bit of MIC action.
Monday nightâs episode saw Mr Digestive Jamie Laing getting all hot and bothered while sat with new blonde totty, the unfortunately-named Phoebe Lettice-Thompson.
But dear oh dear, has he not learnt from his best pal Spencer Matthewâs lorathio ways?
Even though he needed a Kleenex to wipe away his saliva during the tub sesh, we later found out he has an actual real, human girlfriend back at home going by the name of Tara Keeny, the girl he was pictured with in Barbados over New Year.
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Does he ever stop holidaying?
Oh, and he also apparently kissed Lucy in the hot tub - but that doesn't emerge until next week's episode.
Jamie and Andy Jordan had invited a number of girls away on their snow orgy in Verbier including Phoebe and her friends, sisters Olivia and Fran Newman-Young, Binky Felstead and Lucy Watson.
Maneater Lucy got jealous of a kiss between Andy and Phoebe during a game of Frisky Fondue â" yes, this does actually exist in Chelsea land â" then admitted sheâd copped off with Oliviaâs ex during their three-year relationship. Read what our columnist Issy Sampson thought of the fondue kissing here.
She even managed to force a tear out.
Meanwhile, itâs all gone titties up for Spencer Matthews and doormat Louise Thompson.
The perma-rowing couple have split up, with their MIC co-star Oliver Proudlock, telling OK! magazine â" and somewhat stitching his best pal up: âI don't agree with the way Spencer treated her at all.
âTheir relationship was so hard to graft. I think he did have this kind of control over her.
"I think that it's the best for everyone that they're not together anymore."
Apparently, they binned each other after Spenny couldnât keep his trousers zipped up, and Louiseâs brother allegedly found Spencer in bed with another woman.
But itâs all fine in ridiculously-incestuous MIC land â" Louise is already thought to be shacked up with Spencerâs arch enemy Andy - the same one who got his buttocks out in the hot tub with Jamie and Phoebe.
Golly gosh. They change partners more than we change our pants.
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