Something tells us Kim isn't into the whole maternity wardrobe thing

Something tells us Kim isn't into the whole maternity wardrobe thing

One of the best things about being pregnant has got to be all of the leggings that you can wear, all of the occasions that you could wear leggings to, and the fact that NOBODY can say anything about them. Yep, forget the Oscars' dress code - just wrap your lower region in some stretchy cotton and threaten to break your own waters halfway down the red carpet if anybody has a problem with it.

Unfortunately nobody seems to have told Kim about this, so she's still dressing the same way that she always did. Which is great. Except for the fact that it means that she's missing out on those aforementioned elasticated jeans.

And means that she's leaving the house dressed a little bit like one of those circus seals with a ruffle round their middle and a ball balanced precariously on the end of her their nose.

50p says that we'll all be wearing these in six months

£1 says that we won't be able to pull them off as well as Kim

£1.50 says that that won't matter in the slightest

But while Kanye's ex Amber Rose is busy naming her newborn baby after cartoon acts of violence, Kim's got a lot on her mind at the moment. After all, that court case with Kris still hasn't disappeared, she's had to come to terms with the fact she's never going to be able to have sex with herself, and Fearne Cotton may or may not have stolen her baby-name-of-choice.

As a plus, she does look very pretty and beautiful and glowy and shiny-haired. So we're willing to ignore her seal-ruffle for a little bit longer. Especially because somebody just pointed out how helpful one of those would be when it comes to catching biscuit crumbs.

Maybe somebody could sew one onto a pair of leggings for her too.