“No comment on sex life”: But Hugh Hefner’s wife Crystal admits they play Uno with Playboy Bunnies

“No comment on sex life”: But Hugh Hefner’s wife Crystal admits they play Uno with Playboy Bunnies

They only became man and wife on New Year’s Eve, but it doesn’t sound like Hugh and new Mrs H, Crystal, have been up to the usual rumpy pumpy associated with the first passionate throes of marriage (check out which Big Brother winner IS getting 'it' here). .

“I feel like since Hef is older now and he's had . . . the phases of all the girlfriends and all that kind of stuff . . . I feel now is more, you know, like cuddling up and watching a movie or playing backgammon," Crystal, who at 26, is a mere 60 years younger than her husband, told the Huffington Post.

So how do Crystal and Hugh entertain themselves during long hot nights at the Playboy Mansion? (Which other elderly chap who has made his money through half naked girls is about to become a dad at 72? Find out here).

Hugh and Crystal getting nasty

 

"We play Uno with the girls,” she revealed. That’s with the Playboy Bunnies, just to confirm. And there we were thinking the mansion was a place of sexual debauchery, where filthy celebrity dreams come true.

Crystal also talked about the awkward time when she ditched her then fiancé Hugh, ran off (earning her the title of ‘runaway bride’) and then gave interviews on how she wasn’t turned on by him and he only lasted “two seconds”.

Hugh with his grandaughter, sorry wife

 

"When I first left, I did some interviews I shouldn't have done. I was mad,” she said in what we’d imagine was a pre-prepared excuse.  “It was a breakup, and I shouldn't have done some of the things.

“At the time I had a bad publicist, so things did get switched and turned around."

Although going on the cuddling and backgammon revelations, perhaps not.