Rabu, 27 Maret 2013

"I've sh*gged Harry Styles out of business": Russell Brand brags about sexual antics and mocks 1D star

"I've sh*gged Harry Styles out of business": Russell Brand brags about sexual antics and mocks 1D star

He’s our version of Playboy king Hugh Hefner â€" just with hair, tighter jeans, too much eye-liner and age on his side.

So it’s not surprising Russell Brand has been making the most of single life since splitting from wife Katy Perry.

The comedian was back to his old womanising antics when he was filming with Alan Carr for a Good Friday show special this week.

Russell was eyeing up females in the studio audience before the speccy host joked: “I have been told because of legal reasons I can’t let you shag anyone in the audience.”

Before controversially adding: “Jimmy Savile has spoilt it for everyone.”

Russell boasts a string of celebrity conquests including Kate Moss, Sadie Frost, Courtney Love, Geri Halliwell and, er, Imogen Thomas.

In his auto-biography he confessed to sleeping with more women than he could ever remember.

Even wearing a hat, Russell still gets girls

But while it did appear that Katy had tamed his humping antics for at least a few years - Russell was crowned 'Shagger of the Year' by a newspaper shortly after the split.

And he is obviously very proud of winning such a prestigious gong for his dong and explained his intentions to keep the trophy away from potential competition.

He said: “I reclaimed my Shagger of the Year crown only last year.

“And when you think of all the new shaggers now like young Harry Styles and Doctor Who it is quite an achievement.

Harry doesn't do to badly with the ladies!

“I have shagged them all out of the business. It is a like a Muhammad Ali comeback. I have taken them all out.”

Which we can all agree is probably the most amazing thing we’ve ever heard (today).

It’s not all about fast cars, Hollywood movies, hair products and women (ahem), Russell admitted he does want to settle down and hinted at having a family.

“I would like a little one. I would possibly get married.

“Once you have done a marriage there is a lot of hullabaloo if it does not work out. I believe in romantic love.”

See the comedians at their controversial best on Friday

You can see the chat with Russell on Alan Carr's show, Friday.

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