Hot Dancing on Ice poses to melt the coldest rink: Check out huge gallery of cheeky pics that could be sexual positions

Hot Dancing on Ice poses to melt the coldest rink: Check out huge gallery of cheeky pics that could be sexual positions

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Joe Paquale squeaking sweet nothings softly into your ear.

Keith Chegwin’s tight waistband drawing the eyes towards mini-Cheggers’ domain, kept under wraps on telly ever since that Naked Jungle abomination.

Holly Willoughby opting to scoot over to The Voice, thereby depriving ITV’s audience a weekly visual update on her ample assets™.

There hasn’t been all that much to take as inspiration for what some people may call ‘sexy time’ during this series of Dancing on Ice, even if we are making up (not ‘fantasising about’) the Joe and Keith options.

Please note: we are making that stuff up.

And so, despite Pamela Anderson’s best wardrobe malfunction efforts happening fore ver ago (she was in it, remember?), Mirror Online’s finest picture researchers have dug very deep to find the pics in the superb gallery above. Well done to them for pulling it off.

Flick through the pics to check out poses from throughout the series that could possibly maybe quite probably actually be interpreted as resembling a spot of horizontal dancing on the ice, minus the horizontal aspect.

Hands up those that can replicate them all..? If you still have the energy. This kind of business is enough to knacker even Olympic athletes, you know.

* The Dancing on Ice finale is on Sunday, on ITV, with two shows at 6.15pm and 8.30pm