Chris Brown goes on ANOTHER sweary rant

Chris Brown goes on ANOTHER sweary rant

If you were just trying to have a nice night out at a club with your mates and Chris Brown decided to grab the mic off the DJ and start giving relationship advice, that'd be really quite annoying.

Now imagine if he SANG the girl advice. Yes, that's what everyone who went to the Emerson Theatre in LA last night had to listen to - when Chris decided that the night couldn't continue without everyone hearing his voice.

WARNING: this video, from TMZ, is very, very rude, NSFW, and very offensive. Watch at your own risk!

 

Chris started by addressing the crowd, saying: "I sing, right? I'm going to spit you some real s**t so you can hear something real quick." He then invites the crowd to feel a certain part of his anatomy (no-one seems to take up the offer) and then he launched into a part-rap, part-sung rant about what to tell your girlfriend.

"You GOTTA say that one thing to her ... Don't make me have to tell you again, that's my p***y baby! ... so you better not give it away! So every person in this motherf***ing building, if you got a bad b***h you better say that s**t to her, or she might f*** another *****."

Rihanna Instagrammed this picture of her and Chris on holiday together

 

Er, is he talking about Rihanna? TMZ have the video, and the way he keeps repeating "Don't make me have to tell you again" is really horrible.

Considering that Chris is indeed a singer, a lot of it sounds like a strangled cat. Oh well, no-one sounds good in the early hours of the morning through a DJ mic, do they?

He's probably whispering rude words in her ear

In another video, he shouts something that sounds a lot like "F**k Drake!" - remember he got into a little row with Rihanna's ex, RB singer Drake last year? - but it's pretty loud in the club so we can't be sure.

While Chris was amusing clubbers in LA, Rihanna was starting her world tour in Buffalo, New York State.

Having a little lie down: Rihanna gets tired too

We want to be that close to Rihanna!

An emotional Rihanna was so happy with the crowd's reaction to her performance, she wrote on Twitter: "I will never forget how you made me feel tonight!!! Thank you from the bottom of my heart!"

And onstage, she was equally emotional: "You guys are all rockstars. There is only one first show, you all have a special place in my heart," she said.

Ballad alert! We love this outfit

 

We love this outfit more. We want this outfit!

Maybe Chris is so sweary right now because he's missing Rihanna? It's his second rant this week - he was also spotted having a row with a parking valet in LA .

Which other pop star has been behaving badly this week? It's Justin Bieber, of course!