It's all kicking off between TOWIE's Ricky and Joey

It's all kicking off between TOWIE's Ricky and Joey

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You know how they say in London you're never more than five metres away from a rat?

Well, in The Only Way Is Essex you're never more than five minutes away from a massive barney (check out the brilliant angry pictures in the gallery above).

And if there's one thing that's guaranteed to stir up trouble, it's the arrival of two hot new boys - which is exactly what happens in tonight's episode of the dramality series.

Ricky Rayment is quick to induct new faces (and might we say, they're very pretty faces) Daniel and James into his group after a chance meeting at the gym.

We think they were doing chest exercises, because it's 'chest Wednesday'.

But all is not well for long, because Joey Essex is not happy about some comments Ricky made about Jasmin and Danny.

We don't like angry Joey. We much prefer him when he's just one big smiling hair bouffant.

Meanwhile, Gemma sets out to make amends with Bobby and Charlie, which only leads to further arguments when Bobby takes offence to comments Gem makes about his new event planning business.

But away from the barneys, and to make sure TOWIE fulfills their flesh quota, Lauren strips off for a spray tan. But that's as unremarkable as saying 'Lauren brushes her teeth', isn't it really?

Catch The Only Way Is Essex on Wednesday 20th March at 10pm on ITV2.