It’s the most exciting time of the year for the tanned try-hard cast of The Only Way Is Essex as they board a budget flight to Marbella.
They’ve ditched the carbs, baked themselves in fake tan and vajazzled their private parts to be as jewelled as Her Majesty’s crown.
But forget the festival fodder and designer wellies for V Festival. Put aside the stress of finding one of the HM bikinis designed by Beyonce for trips to Barry Island.
This is the ultimate summer guide exclusively from TOWIE stunner Lucy Mecklenburgh.
The (scripted) reality TV star is coming at you LIVE from Marbs as she helps give you tips and tricks of the trade to prepare yourself for sunning in the Spanish hotspot.
Here's what s he told 3AM's Ashleigh, direct from the pool:
Producers will be hoping for some fireworks as Lucy arrived in Marbs a day before her ex-fiancé Mario Falcone.
The love rat womaniser has wasted no time since touching down and is already mixing with some mystery ladies.
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Retail tycoon Joey Essex and his gorgeous fianceé Sam Faiers can't keep their hands off each other as they take time off filming their award winning show.
Unfortunately we may not see another proposal on the show like we did on last year's The Only Way Is Marbs but that's probably for the best - it was Mario who got down on one knee in a bid to take Lucy down the aisle but that little love-in ended in disaster.
Or will we see Jess Wright and Ricky Rayment get plan their future life together as husband and wife? We doubt it.
Loved-up couple Joey and Sam were joined by co-stars including Sam's sister Billie and everyone's favourite gimp Diags.
Billie looks as if she's grown in the boob department and if you take a look in our gallery above, you'll see even she looks surprised at the size of her assets.
The series last year was rather excellent and made us want to hop on the next flight out of London Southend Airport (which is actually in Essex and not in London at all) to the sunny Spanish shores and spray champagne all over the place at a pool party.
Unfortunately, actually, probably fortunately, this is not going to happen any time soon
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