Reigning BGT champion Pudsey must be quaking in his doggie boots. Or maybe not.
The fight is on for the nation's next most entertaining animal as some hairy hopefuls aim to put a smirk on Simon Cowell's perma-frozen face. But none have got him dribbling yet. That only tends to happen with the lap dancers.
Melanie the raccoon - let's call it Mel - left a lasting impression on host Dec Donnelly when she was brought to the audition by owner Kimberley Unger.
He said: "We had a dancing raccoon that didn't really dance - it did take a poo outside the judges' room though."
While Patty the donkey - who comes up with these names? - also left a steaming mark at auditions. Yep, it lovingly left droppings backstage before taking the stage to wow with her painting skills. You can't blame it for being nervous.
The judges weren't exactly impressed by her artistic flair, ie, mouthing a few brushstrokes onto a canvas. What did they expect? Monet?
Simon said: "I'm slightly disappointed because I actually thought that the donkey was going to do a mountain range. My advice is you actually do pay for the donkey to have painting or drawing lessons. That isn't good enough."
Meanwhile Yogi the dog failed to impress Cowell with him saying it's 'probably the worst dog act I've ever seen'. Cowell, not Yogi.
And a troupe of dog beauticians, League of Extraordinary Groomers, who stencil the faces of the BGT judges on the pooches also bombed.
Cowell asked: "Did my one go wrong or do I have a moustache that I wasn't aware of? It's not an act is it?"
At least it wasn't judge Amanda they gave a moustache to.
Here's last week's BGT pics incase you missed it or have had amnesia...
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