"I'd rather kiss a girl than a guy"

"I'd rather kiss a girl than a guy"

We have good news and bad news for you.

The good news is that if you woke up this morning and thought to yourself: "I know what my life is lacking - a nicely narrated insight into the private lives of Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale. A bit like The Simple Life, minus the dungarees, or High School: The Musical, minus the high school, or the music. And with a bit of twerking thrown in for good measure..." then you're in luck. Because that is exactly what we've got in store for you.

(The bad news is that if you woke up this morning and thought: "where in God's name is the coffee grinder?" Then we're sorry, but we can't help you.)

Best friends Vanessa and Ashley have teamed up for a one-off, conveniently-televised insight into their personal lives. Which, judging from the trailer, features a lot of pastel gymwear, some oversized cars and a few salacious stories about Vanessa's Spring Break co-star James Franco. But hey, at least they're not changing their names and wearing leaf-prints.

Oh, and there's also the revelation that the pilates-obsessive would rather swap saliva with a girl than a boy. Which made Ashley's mouth fall open for easy access in surprise.

She should probably invest in a special shiny mouth guard like Justin Bieber. But that's besides the point.

 

Vanessa can't quite believe that Ashley has her own driving license

The show, entitled Vanessa and Ashley: Inner Circle is due to premiere on August 8th at 9pm on E!, and according to the aforementioned nice narrator, "when your best friend is asking the questions, she's going to get a real answer..."

Which is kind of true. Unless the best friend is asking about the whereabouts of her favourite top, which you wore out the week before last and spilled red wine down the front.