Celebrity Big Brother stars Carol McGiffin and Courtney Stodden go head to head in the kitchen

Celebrity Big Brother stars Carol McGiffin and Courtney Stodden go head to head in the kitchen

 

Anyone who has ever lived with people that they're not sleeping with will know that communal kitchen sharing never starts with a screaming match. It begins with the sort of slow burning passive aggression that makes you want to poison people in their sleep. And CBB's 2013 Sink Snipers appear to be Courtney Stodden and Carol McGiffin.

Carol unhelpfully points out that Courtney has made the tea towel wet - causing Courtney to venture that perhaps Carol would like to help her with the washing up. No. Carol would not like to. She would rather discuss the contents of the store cupboard with Bruce.

"Chick peas? We could make some nice humus if we liquidise them!" she enthuses, as Courtney rinses cups and probably wonders who Carole has lined up to wash the blender.

At on e point, Carol "jokes" that there's a dishwasher. There isn't. She stands over Courtney like a horrid Auntie who slags off your shoes and says "Oh, I see, you haven't got a sense of humour!"

Courtney asks her again if she'd like to help. "I can't. There aren't any other gloves."

"There's another hand thing down here," Courtney explains, perhaps because she thinks "gloves" is a silly word Carol has invented, and she's damned if she's getting caught out.

Finally, Courtney asks Carol to ask Big Brother if she can have another tea towel.

Well, that wasn't bonding exactly, but maybe things will improve once they've got some more utensils in there.

Celebrity Big Brother is on Channel Five tonight at 9pm.