If you're auditioning for the next series of Big Brother you would do well to heed this advice: Be as camp as you can.
Former detective Dan is a prime candidate for being voted the campest contestant ever in the history of a show that has had more camps than Glastonbury.
If Dan heard he was up for the award he'd be sure to raise both hands together and make small, repetitive, excited clapping gestures while emitting girly yelps.
I'm not saying he's especially camp but he makes Julian Clary look like Vinnie Jones.
Dan, up for eviction tonight along with Sophie and Sam, is the 4-6 favourite to be shown the door. As short as 2-5 on Wednesday, the odds are beginning to suggest he has a big gay following.
If Dan stays in the house it is likely to be at Soph ie's expense.
The girl hails from Canning Town, a place so rough the local library has a sign that says, 'Shut The F*** Up'.
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