"I'm too chubby and ginger for Taylor": Ed Sheeran makes our hearts pull sad faces

"I'm too chubby and ginger for Taylor": Ed Sheeran makes our hearts pull sad faces

28 Dec 2012 18:28

The following interview is sort of like watching a boy puppy kick himself repeatedly in the face, all because a girl puppy didn't like his bone

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We're launching a campaign for Ted Sweeran to happen

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, so Harry Styles and Taylor Swift are never ever going to break up, like ever.

But if - hypothetically - Taylor needed to end the relationship so that she could find inspiration for a new song and keep her fans playing that whole which-celebrity-boyfriend-are-these-lyrics-about game which we all know and love, and she maybe - hypothetically - called the whole thing off; we're sorry to announce that her next boyfriend probably wouldn't be Ed Sheeran.

Because even though the pair worked together on her latest album, Red, and got along really, really well, Ed doesn't think that he's good looking enough for Taylor.

"We had great fun when we met, but I don't think I'm Taylor's type," Ed said, presumably while googling hair dye and googling Harry Styles' post-Christmas diet plans.

"If you look at all the dudes she's dated, they're all tall, brown hair, brown eyes, very attractive and all the girls scream for the m."

"I'm chubby, ginger with blue eyes."

Forget Harry Styles: we want Ted Sweeran (#tedsweeran)

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We'd like Ed to know that we don't think he's chubby, and we like blue eyes almost as much as we like ginger boys.

And ginger cats.

Maybe Taylor Swift secretly feels the same way.