Robbie Williams gives Louis Walsh a lap dance on X Factor

Robbie Williams gives Louis Walsh a lap dance on X Factor

We always knew Robbie Williams would bring an explosive performance to tonight's installment of The X Factor results show, and he certainly delivered - by giving Louis Walsh a LAP DANCE.

Performing new song Candy, Robbie took to the stage wearing a tight purple top that barely contained his, quite frankly, MASSIVE arms and, as is his way, took command of the stage.

Mid-way through the performance, the Robster took the show to the audience, serenading one particularly over-excited woman before clambering up to the judge's table and STRADDLING Louis Walsh.

Robbie's clearly been taking his vitamins

Clasping Louis to his breast (oo-er), Rob continued singing whilst Louis had no choice but to nestle in and enjoy the ride. Which we're sure he hated.

Whilst Louis recovered and wiped Robbie's chest sweat from his brow (with a BIG grin on his face, we might add), Dermot joined Robbie on stage post-performance, announcing: "He's baaaack!"

And, turning to Walsh, Dermot joked: "Louis, that's your second lap dance of the series!"

This guy was also treated to Robbie sitting on his lap. And he wasn't quite as thrilled as Louis.

Addressing Robbie's very public support for Rylan - Gary's arch-nemesis - Dermot asked whether relations between the band mates were strained.

"He knows it's all love, but he's been a bit serious with Rylan. I love Rylan," Robbie said, before adding: "Show him some love, Gaz!"

Despite shouting "vote Rylan!" mid-performance, Robbie revealed to Dermot that Ella had impressed him the most during his masterclasses this week, saying: "She blew me away. She's brilliant."

Robbie toots his own tuba and emerges on a huge throne

 

Watch the video for Robbie's new single Candy below...